raised by wolves

Lord knows I am not a perfect roommate, but holy hell there are a few things I think everyone should know (and be aware of, and practice…)

Dawn does not go in the hand soap dispenser. two different soaps. for two different purposes. and don’t even get me started on the fact that they were two different colors.

No one ever taught you how to load a dishwasher? oh and while we are on the subject of the dishwasher, it is not magic. it is a dishwasher. it cleans with hot water and steam. Your crusty-ass dishes come out dirty, because you put them in there REALLY dirty. It’s not rocket science.

Caphalon pans also don’t belong in the dishwasher. Neither do Teflon pans. Not unless you want to be eating cancer in 4 months.

Replace the TP and Refill the Brita.

If you take out the garbage, you have to replace the trash bag. Half-assed effort doesn’t count.

Don’t use my towel. ever.

The cutting board doesn’t clean itself. Especially after you let tomato seeds cake to it.

What were you, raised by wolves?