One Chili Cheese Horn Dog, Please

30 Jan

Hi. I’m horny and out of commission for various health reasons. Feel my pain, people. Not to mention the fact that I have resorted to letting making out get me hot and heavy, when really I just feel like an awkward tenth grader.

I expect the rest of you to be overdosing on snuggly-goodness to make up for it.

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