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his & hers: things were said

18 Mar

Memorable, swoon-worthy or completely embarrassing things he said that I either fell for or made a mental note that my standards should be higher.

  • Why are you still single?
  • What does it take to make you sad? Are you ever sad?
  • You are on birth control, right?
  • Do you like scallops?
  • Will you marry me?
  • Why do you keep saying I’m pretending? I’m not pretending.
  • Where should I move to?
  • Would you ever move-in with a boyfriend?
  • I consider you my girlfriend. Can I call you my girlfriend?
  • I want you. now. Enjoy dinner.
  • You are adorable.
  • This is going to come back to haunt me, huh?
  • Maybe we should talk about what we both want to know?
  • I have never talked to anyone on the phone for this long.
  • Where have you been my entire sex life?

My own contributions:

  • I have to supply the steak and the nobber? shitty times two.
  • Can we put them in the freezer?
  • You are trouble.
  • You really like me.
  • Remember when I said I liked scallops? That was the first time I had ever had them.
  • Busy practicing?

Now, if only I could get a few of those monogrammed on hand towels from LL Bean.